“Voldemort”
“Tom Riddle”
“Dark Lord”
“You-know-who”
“He-who-must-not-be-named”
“So far so good…”
“He-who-has-far-too-many-names”
“Wait, what?”
“I-don't-know-who”
“But I do know who!”
“Night Party Lord”
“Glow-in-the-Dark-Lord”
“OK, this one’s kind of funny.”
“Tommy”
“Riddler”
“Riddle-me-this”
“Noseless git”
“Snakey git”
“Snarky git”
“Slimy git”
“Oily git”
“Well, aren’t we original?”
“Git”
“Seriously though-“
“Evil git”
“Stop it-“
“Greasy git”
“Stop!”
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“What in the world does that-”
“Moldy-shorts”
“Old-emort”
“Cold-emort”
“Mould-emort”
“Scold-emort”
“Fold-emort”
“Sold-emort”
“Troll-demort”
“Droll-demort”
“Bored-emort”
“I-swore-demort”
“Ice-cold-emort”
“Jolt-emort”
“Bolt-emort”
“Snore-demort”
“Snort-demort”
“Folklore-demort”
“Store-demort”
“LOL-demort”
“She-sells-sea-shells-on-the-seashore-demort!”
“...”
“What. Was. That.”
“Dumbledore too? It can’t be as bad as Voldemort right? Right?”
“Dumbledore”
“Rumble-roar”
“Tumble-tore”
“Dumble-boar”
“Fumble-smore”
“Grumble-snore”
“Crumble-more”
“Bumble-wore”
“Jumble-pour”
“Humble-four”
“Mumble-lore”
“Oh dear.”
“…I can't ask you to stop, can I?”
“Harry Potter”
“Barry Trotter”
“Gary Otter”
“Ugly Daughter”
“Mary Fought-her”
“Hairy Dotter”
“Lary Got-her”
“Fairly Hotter”
“My ears... Please... Have mercy...”